Post by @mosspiglet

For any business out there, big or small:

I'll be your company's CEO and do the work of coordinating the people who do the actual work that makes your company a thing for a salary equivalent to the salary of your lowest paid employee.

You read that right.

I'll be so chiefy and very executive, and I'll be happy that everyone else gets paid the same as or more than me.

Give your current CEO the chop and see why I'm rated as the Chiefiest and Most Executive by Very Serious People.

Unlimited time offer.